Me in class.
- Me: Okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
- Me: Ooooh, when did that poster get there?
- Me: Ugh, split ends.
- Me: Why is the back of your head so attractive?!
- Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
- Me: Just act like you understand.
- Me: Don't pick me, don't pick me...
- Me: Here's my number, so call me maybe.
- Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.
- Me: It's only been fifteen minutes?
- Me: I hate you all.
- Me: Someone shoot me.

